I have this terrible shirt I made for “Twihard day” during spirit week for school
It was actually “vampire day” or “Twilight day” or something stupid that I can’t bother to remember, but that’s not the point.
It’s a grey shirt, and drawn on it in green sharpie are stick figure versions of Jacob and Edward holding hands, while Jacob wears sunglasses labeled ”Jacob Edward”
Next to that is a stick figure labeled “Bella” with a storm cloud reading a note that says “Dear Bella, I <3 Jacob, not you. </3 Edward”
Under the collar it says “VampIre” with an arrow pointing up, and there’s an X over my heart that says “Steak here,” and towards the bottom right it says “2 Ded 4 U”
But on the bottom left, there is a stick figure rendition of PJ and Owen holding hands. PJ has hearts in his eyes and Owen is wearing sunglasses. Under it, in parenthesis, it says “Powen’s cool too.”
I should really wear this shirt more often.
A desprate love: the tale if Miria-star
Hi there! My name is Miria-star, and I am going to tell you about the most amazing adventure of my life! But first, I should tell you a little about me. I have long waist length wavy black hair with purple and green streaks in it and my eyes are an aluring shade of gold. Most of the time I wear ripped denim shorts but other times (like right now) I wear bright neon skirts (pretty short ones too ;) ). Alot of people don’t think that I would be the type of person to wear reallly bright color but alot of the time I like to wear them. At school I am pretty popular and I have a lot of friends, and I like to listen to loud music when I am in my sports car.
My parents are pretty interesting. My father is Gandalf and my mother is Optimus Prime. BEcause I am half human and half transformer I can change back and forth from being human and being a transformer. I am a triple changer when I am a transformer and I can transform into a jet and a wolf. When I am in my tranformer mode I am really curvy and I have mostly silver plating with purple parts and I have black marking on my legs like fishnet stockings. One of my optics is gold and the other one is green. My colors are this way because that is how they are when I am a human and I cant change my colors when I change form being a transformer into being a human or when I change the other way around. My parents love me alot I guess but alot of the time they can get REALLY ANNOYING :/ (ugh). However my life is mostly normal. I go to school and do homework and stuff and I really wanted to have an exiting life!
Right after i was like I described myself to you here before I experienced the most exciting day of my life! IT changed my normal life around …. .… . COMPLETELY.
((submit by thedevine9. oh my god yes.))
nothing feels better than a fistfull of raw meat <3
im going to stop sleeping again soon
And i cant help myself. This is bad. This is really really bad. Someone talk some sense into me please.
bro is now sleepin wiff me
Caus ehes terrified of his room and cats for some reason???
He says “a de da yea”
Give me stories to tell him.
my bro wont stop crying and i lost my necklace
I gave him cuddles, and told him stories. He keept sayin “bye bye kitty” so i guess he had a nightmare about cats??? So i told him about how owen liked cats and cats werent all bad, then i told him aboud dirk/jake, and he seemed p chill, and after i got through explaining how much owen loves PJ even thoug pj doesnt return the feelings he was all relaxed, so i put him to bed but he wouldnt stop crying, so i think mom or my step dad have him now.
But also i lost my nana necklace ;-; i hope i didnt drop it on the way home and its either on the bus, at school, or at home. I would seriously cry if i lost that. I feel totally exposed and weird witjout that stainless steel chain around my neck ))):
i dont know whats stranger
The fact that people return to EMS expecting to find regs from YEARS ago, or the fact that they usually succeed in finding said regs.
four dollars for a mini pie maker
